What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
If you need help building an ark...
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?