What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don't leaf me this way!
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Families are like fudge.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What animal knows kung fu?