What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How does a barber get to work?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What words make the best athletes?
What do jokesters study in college?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How does a penguin build its house?
