What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
You're a chirp off the old block!
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's E.T. short for?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?