What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do trees keep as a pet?