What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?