What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you do for an injured lemon?