What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do books sleep?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a duck's favorite dance?