What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?