What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do you measure a millennial?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?