Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the turkey join the band?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?