Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
What British bugs are the best singers?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What math figure is also in the band?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What tree has the most bark?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?