Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Kevin Bacon.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?