Why are maps such great therapists?
They can get to the route of the problem.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which cats have the best manners?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What kind of books do boats write?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?