Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why was the horse so happy?
How do fleas travel?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you talk to a giant?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are bakers paid so much money?