Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
How do fireflies start a race?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?