Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's the politest month?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the man stuck at the party?