Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What did the beaver say to the tree?