Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Because they're always on the prowl.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
When should you start writing a book?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
When does a horse talk?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?