Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What game do bats excel at?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you give a pony with a cold?