Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What did one plate say to the other?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which animals make the best football players?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?