Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What birds make average students?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?