Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do fairies always drink?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
How do birds threaten one another?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?