What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What car can't keep a secret?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Can February March?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do frogs drink in the winter?