Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call a dog in space?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?