Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
What animal could Noah not trust?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What animal loves Indian food?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What's a henway?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why are grandkids so great?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?