Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
How do you make antifreeze?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What animals make the best students?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Who does everyone's hair in space?