What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are trees always so positive?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?