What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did autumn say to summer?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do actors go to pray?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?