What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?