What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
How do you make a cow float?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?