What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Which family member has tusks?