What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Which subject has two parts?
What car always breaks the rules?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the goal post get angry?