What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?