What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the math book sad?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a thieving alligator?