What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?