What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where do airplanes go shopping?