What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the friendliest national park?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
When do cows get tired?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?