What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What car can't keep a secret?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
