What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
A swearwolf!
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why is a doctor always calm?