What fish sings the best?
The in tuna fish.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What makes music in your hair?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do tough ducks come from?