What fish sings the best?
The in tuna fish.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?