What do you call the successful dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What's black and white and red all over?
How do bees get to school?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
I used to be addicted to not showering.