What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do books sleep?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Families are like fudge.