What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which fly makes films?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Are baby skunks cute?