What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?