What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the foal cough?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Where do books sleep?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.