What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?