What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What shape is bad at driving?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Did you know about April 1st?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?