What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which insect is the smartest?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Which cats have the best manners?