Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Which musician loves to make chili?