Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call the dog magician?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why are cars magic?
What did the sickly elevator say?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Want to hear a joke about construction?