Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call hiking college students?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?