Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?