What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?