What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What bee is good for your health?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?