What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?