What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's the most determined bird?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?