What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do bees buzz?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?