What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?