What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?