What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What country has the most fish?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?