What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
This is so row-mantic!
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the confused bee say?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did the tree get lost?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?