Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How does dinner smell?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How do bees get to school?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How does a barber get to work?
When do flowers get their workout in?