Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?