Why can you never find the number nine?
Because seven eight nine.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What color are all the books in the library?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why was the computer cold at work?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which baseball player do fish root for?