What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the musician arrested?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?