What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?