What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What building always gets stains on it?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?