What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?