What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
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Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did the pen say to the pencil?