What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of water does an angel like?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are skunks always so depressed?