What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?