Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do horses reside?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a vacation at home?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?