Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
How do you care for a sick bird?
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What did one plate say to the other?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
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What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Where do birds go to drink?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do cows say on NYE?