Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What fish only swims at night?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?