Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What's the opposite of irony?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Where do pigs learn magic?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
How do hurricanes see?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?