Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What game do mice love to play?