What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How can you make 7 even?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?