What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
That bird won't stop squawking.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the politest month?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?