What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the noisiest food?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is a duck's favorite snack?