What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?