Which CIA agent is the best baker?
The s-pie.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?