What do pigs do over the summer?
They go on a ham-ily vacation.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's E.T. short for?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?