Which president loved to take baths?
George Washington.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?