Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do ants go to eat?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How was the wedding?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?