Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How are mountains able to see?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
When do mice play every day?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What does winter fat turn into?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?