Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the Milky Way.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?