Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?