Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which is the worst season?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the mama goat say to her child?