Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Because they're on cloud nine!
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?