What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?