What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do cows say on NYE?
Board Game With A Twist
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the mother rope say to her child?