What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?