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What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of bird can write?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?