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Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?