What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
Why is the beach so confident?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?