What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How much does freedom weigh?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?