What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What animal has the most fun?