What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
A toe truck.
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of music do planets like?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What game do mice love to play?