What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?