What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the snake cross the road?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?