Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?