Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why are ghosts always single?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?