Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the scariest letter?