What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What school subject really rocks?