What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?