What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a small mom?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?