What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Where do chips wear socks?