What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
How do birds threaten one another?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What does an evil hen lay?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why is money so stubborn?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the most determined bird?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?