What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Pears.
Which state is the cleanest?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?