Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
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Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do bees chew?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?