Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are baseball games at night?