Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
When do astronauts eat?