Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Did you know about April 1st?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?