Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?