Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?