Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What animal floats best?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?