Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What country has the most fish?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do frogs eat in the summer?