Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
This candy bar is a real home run.