How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?