How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
How do fleas travel?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What animal floats best?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What might you call waking up in the morning?