How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
When should you stop for a glow worm?