What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
It's allergy season again?
Which subject has two parts?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?