What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did March say to the madness?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?