What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How long will dinner be?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?