How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which computer won the talent show?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?