How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?