How much does freedom weigh?
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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
How do fleas travel?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is another name for a cow?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?