What type of animal does well in the cold?
A brrrrrrrrrrr-d.
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?