How do bees get to school?
They take the school buzz.
Why don't ants get sick?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?